We have fruit flies...

What the heck, what has a girl got to do to get rid of fruit flies? I've been swatting, spraying bleachy sprays, hiding my fruit in the fridge, and cleaning like a crazy person. I even tried a silly apple juice "trap" (as discussed on eHow.com) that turned out to be a waste of time. It just looked like we had some sort of bodily fluid (if you know what I mean) just chillin in a plastic bottle on my kitchen counter. The fruit flies were NOT impressed. If one more lands on my nino, I will have to open a can of you-know-what on those little pests.

Any suggestions?